Netanyahu died on March 8th in a missile strike.
A week later he is standing in a cafe.
“Hello my friends, here I am alive and well. I have all five fingers on each hand and am enjoying a nice cup of coffee.”
He had to say that as per his last video where the rough quality convinced people he had an extra finger on one hand. In this modern world where everyone is chronically online and generative ai videos are being created en masse, it is a surprisingly rational conclusion to come to.
He picks up a coffee filled to the brim and moves it closer to his face to simulate the act of drinking it. As he pulls it away, it is still full and it refuses to spill out from the top.
The foamy moustache is pencil thin and quickly disappears. No act of licking the foam off with his tongue, just a cold dead stare into camera. He sticks his hand in his pocket which forms around it.
“After all it’s a beautiful day here in Jerusalem. It’s a beautiful day to spread American freedom to Iran.”
Israel and USA started the war by bombing an all girls school. Over 160 children dead.
The next day he stands at a podium, two cones designed to look like the Israel flag behind him, the curtain indicates it’s surprisingly windy in the basement of the Prime Minister’s office.
“I have all 5 fingers on both hands. As you can see for yourselves I am alive,” he starts. Awfully suspicious way to introduce yourself if you have to do it again. The ring on his finger disappears with ease. He then begins to talk about how he is liberating the people of Iran from the tyrannical regime.
idealoclast 